GUESTBREAKER: You think Bitch and Alpha Female Mean the Same Thing
You said you asked me out because your friend said I was a bitch. First, your friend is an idiot. Second, I don’t like where this is going, but I’m interested in how this moronic web you are weaving will unfold, so go on. Oh, you’ve always been attracted to ‘Alpha Females’ you say? Let me get this straight, you associate the term bitch, with a strong and independent woman, is that it? Um, I guess that’s sort of acceptable….IF YOU’RE THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G AND THIS IS 1994! What’s that? You’re the kind of guy who needs to be told what to do? Alright, I’m going to have to stop you. I don’t want to tell a grown ass man what to do. I’m not your mommy, or your daddy, or whatever fucking parental issue you have that you are trying to project on a woman you are dating. So if being an Alpha Female means I need to tell you what kind of ‘skinny jeans’ to wear, or remind you when you need to pay your cell phone bill, count this bitch out.A Guest Dealbreaker written by Codi “Alpha Bitch” Fischer
