![DICK MOVE CROCODILE.
thedailywhat:
When Animals Attack Other Animals of the Day: Not to worry! The little guy got away:
This is the shocking moment a crocodile grabbed the trunk of a baby elephant, hoping to get lunch. The scene was captured by amateur photographer Johan Opperman while taking pictures of a family of African elephants grazing by a water hole in the Kruger National Park, South Africa. Hearing the calf’s distress calls, the herd of elephants immediately came to its rescue, scaring the croc off.
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DICK MOVE CROCODILE.
When Animals Attack Other Animals of the Day: Not to worry! The little guy got away:
This is the shocking moment a crocodile grabbed the trunk of a baby elephant, hoping to get lunch. The scene was captured by amateur photographer Johan Opperman while taking pictures of a family of African elephants grazing by a water hole in the Kruger National Park, South Africa. Hearing the calf’s distress calls, the herd of elephants immediately came to its rescue, scaring the croc off.
[j-walk.]
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Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
Paradise City Scene
yesssss
“Let me tell you something about Tom Riddle. We were teacher and student in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first enemy Grindelwald, who was totally gorgeous. But then I had to defeat him, and Tom was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to duel with Grindelwald, he’d be like “Why didn’t you fight me back?”. And I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me?”. So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Muggle sympathisers pool party, I was like “Tom, I can’t invite you because I think you’re Lord Voldemort “. I mean, I couldn’t have a Dark Lord at my party. There were gonna be people there in their muggle clothes. I mean, right? He was the Dark Lord. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of society because no one would talk to his disembodied soul, and he came back in the fall for the second Wizarding War, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s got Horcruxes.”
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THIS.
omgomgomgomg. i dont really post anything anymore but im rebloging this because OMG.
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AMEN. Austen and I agree.
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YES. automatic reblog. yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
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Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.
This is adorable.
THIS IS NOT REAL. HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON.
i have written 2 research papers on starbucks this semester. i know waaaaay more about it then i ever really needed to.
and now, more than ever, i want a nonfat chai tea latte.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
THIS GIRL SOUNDS FABULOUS AND I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW
OPEN LETTER TO ALL PARTICIPATING HOLLYWOOD STARLETS:
Listen, I know you’re beautiful. I get it. You’re gorgeous. You don’t need makeup or airbrushing or anything. Grrrrreat! But if I see another “_______ Untouched and Fabulous!” I’m going to flip my shit. Please, get a new cover idea Glamour/Harper’s/Marie Claire. Thank you! This has been an unnecessarily bitchy freak out brought on by finals stress brought to you by me.
